snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via xseahavenx)

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chriseatskidz:

jontpirtle:

girrlscout:

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

Poor girls

Guys like that exist?

like.. Leave the guy, you don’t need to suffer anymore..

(Source: , via m0rphlne)

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REALEST zodiac sign stuff
  • Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  • Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  • Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  • Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  • Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  • Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  • Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  • Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  • Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  • Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  • Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  • Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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